(I'd like to piss on Van Jones's mailbox.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady spent the day looking for plane tickets. So I had to cook for myself. I prepared eggs, hash-browns, and fried bread for dinner. The meal was absolutely delicious. My culinary skills are formidable. Perhaps I'm half-a-fag. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of Cass. A good time was had by all.
I read Gary J. Byrne's Crisis of Character. It's a book by a former secret service agent detailing his life with Bill and Hillary Clinton. It's pretty much what one would expect. The White House was filled with disrespectful hippies who were careless with classified material; the gays were hanging rainbow stickers on all of the doors; and, for the coup de grace, Hillary was a heartless bitch who treated everybody like shit. Ho hum. Tell me something I don't know.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I asked The Savior to protect my crazy wife. She's currently scrambling to renew my eldest son's Korean passport. It looks like we'll be flying to Taiwan on Saturday. But who knows? Things have a tendency to go wrong. I just hope they serve free booze on the airplane. I haven't had a glass of Scotch in over seven years.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt about driving my Santa Fe in Seoul. I kept saying the word fuck over and over again. The traffic was murder.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean Constitutional Court has determined that the recent smoking ban in restaurants is fine and dandy. I gave up tobacco years ago, so I have no dog in this fight. But I miss the good old days. The government used to leave the citizens alone. Now they are constantly in our business. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I watched the final day of the Republican National Convention. I thought Donald Trump delivered a masterful speech. He hit upon all the major points that are eating away at America's greatness. Our jobs have been shipped overseas. Our brothers and sisters are being targeted by terrorists. And the special interests own our politicians. However, the liberals on CNN are calling The Donald a fascist. The worst offender is Van Jones. I'd like to piss on his mailbox. Fucking communist.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.