(Jon Jones is facing a long suspension.)
Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant. We ate twenty-five dollars worth of fried chicken. The meal was fabulous. Not a single morsel was left on our plates. I washed the vittles down with a pitcher of Hite beer. Perhaps I drink too much, but I don't care. Nobody lives forever. A good time was had by all.
I watched television. Jon Jones has been scratched from UFC 200 after being popped for PEDs in his bloodstream. I can't tell you how disappointed I am. Jones is the greatest fighter I've ever seen. He turns martial arts into a form of art. According to Dana White, Jon will probably be suspended for two years. What a waste of talent.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings. True. I'm an aging dullard with creaking joints and rotten teeth. But at least I get to eat chicken every once in a while. Lot's of people can't make that claim. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Rwanda.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean student wrote an editorial about gay marriage. She believes that Korea isn't truly an advanced nation because sodomites still face discrimination. Only straight people are allowed to tie the knot here on the peninsula. She went on to say that two men enjoying anal sex is no different than the bond between a husband and wife.
I turned on CNN. Another black man was killed by the police. This is the second incident in two days. The loony left is screaming racism. But I'm not joining the bandwagon. The victim in Baton Rouge had a concealed weapon in his pocket. And the unfortunate man in Minnesota had a pistol in his car. Let's be honest. Black guys with guns are pretty damn scary. They aren't exactly known for helping little old ladies cross the street.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.