(Bill Clinton is a disgusting pig.)
Yesterday, I took my family to a Chinese restaurant. We had sweet and sour pork along with spicy seafood soup. The meal was fantastic. It came to twenty-six dollars. Not bad. I washed the vittles down with several bottles of Tsingtao beer. The experience was marvelous.
I watched the football game between Denver and Cincinnati on my brand new television set. The contest was awesome. Both those teams have wonderful defenses. And I think Brock's a better quarterback than Peyton at this point in their careers. The Broncos won by three points. Peyton Manning's a dirty old bastard like me. It's time for him to retire.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked the Savior for allowing me to spend New Year's Eve in Korea. The Holidays are no big deal on the peninsula. So there's absolutely no reason to feel depressed or disappointed if you happen to be far from home.
I went to bed at 12 a.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean government's cracking down on porno website operators. The powers-that-be recently arrested several web-masters for peddling smut. I'm not sure if South Korea is actually a democracy. And the last thing I want is to end up in an Asian prison. So I'd just like to say that I stand with the president wholeheartedly.
I turned on CNN. Trump's really going after Hillary. He accused her husband of being abusive toward women. And guess what? The Donald's absolutely correct. Bill Clinton's an absolute pig. He's spent his entire life preying on vulnerable women. Plus it's nice to see a candidate who actually wants to win after the Mitt Romney debacle.
Anyway, let's enjoy the song du jour. Here's Come on Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners. God bless.