(Ben Carson is a Seventh Day Adventist.)
Yesterday, I prepared steak for dinner. I bought the meat at Emart. Steak isn't my specialty. I should probably stick to poultry. I also ate an apple. I'm trying to get more fruit into my diet. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I watched the UFC. Joe Duffy is one of my favorites, but his match was cancelled because Joe sustained a slight concussion during training. I was very disappointed. However, the health of the fighters should always come first. I did see Paddy Hoolihan get choked unconscious by Louis Smolka. That was kind of cool. So the event wasn't a complete waste of time.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked Jesus for sending The Advocate. The Advocate is another name for The Holy Spirit. He's very powerful. In fact, he'll kick you right in the nuts. Bang.
I went to bed at 9 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on CNN. I'm starting to like the network more and more each day. Donald Trump is making fun of Ben Carson's religion. Ben's a Seventh Day Adventist. Trump believes that this denomination caters to loons. The Donald also claims that the good doctor's a low energy guy. Personally, I want Bernie Sanders to win. I need free health care--including expensive dental work. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
I read the paper later in the day. The Samsung Lions are hosting the Doosan Bears for the Korean championship later tonight. However, three of the Lions best pitchers were caught gambling in Macao. They've been subsequently suspended for the entire series. The penalty seems harsh. But what do I know? As a foreigner, I don't get involved in domestic politics. I'm not even sure if the ROK is an actual democracy. The last thing I need is to end up in jail.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Telephone by Lady Gaga. God bless.