(Uncle Joe loves the ladies.)
Yesterday, I prepared fried chicken for me and my boys. I bought the poultry at Emart. It cooked up all crispy and salty and declicious. The kids raved about my prowess in the kitchen. Poultry seems to be my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju.
I watched the game between the NC Dinos and the Doosan Bears. Doosan won the contest by the score of 7-0. Nippert pitched another shut-out. The series is now tied two games apiece. They play again tomorrow to decide who moves on to the championship. I really enjoy Korean baseball--especially when I'm drinking. I often dance while marvelling at the slender young cheerleaders. I hope that I'm not a dirty old man. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I usually ask Jesus for the same thing every evening. I need to live for another nineteen years so that my children can get a good start in life. After that, the savior is free to zap me with ass cancer. I have decent medical insurance, so purchasing pain medicine should't be a problem.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on my laptop. Joe Biden has given up his dream of becoming the next president. I like Joe. He has a winning personality. Plus some of his gaffs are legendary. I love how he's always feeling up the women. But there was no way he could stop the Clinton machine. Hillary's such a pig. I can't understand why anyone would vote for her.
I read the paper later in the day. A Korean janitor has been found guilty on charges of sexual molestation. He poked a seven-year-old girl on the ass to stop her from playing with the water in the sink of a public restroom. The court said that the man had no intention of getting his sexual jollies. Nevertheless, he must keep his hands to himself in the future. He was given a three year suspended sentence.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's She's a Rainbow by The Rolling Stones. God bless.
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