(Michael Bisping earns a split decision in Glasgow.)
Yesterday, I prepared beef fried rice for dinner. The meal was quite good. I went heavy with the grease and salt. My eldest son James-uh ate every last morsel. He called me a great cook. I washed the vittles down with some soju and a plastic bottle of Hite. A good time was had by all.
I watched the UFC. Michael Bisping fought Thales Leites in Glasgow, Scotland. My poor old mother's from Glasgow. No kidding. The fight was very evenly matched. Bisping hit the Brazilian several times with heavy right hands.
Meanwhile, Leites countered by savagely kicking his opponent on his lead leg throughout the match--sapping the Englishman's strength. By the fifth round, Bisping was exhausted. Yet the judges awarded Michael the split decision. I thought Leites won. But who died and made me boss?
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked Jesus for the past two weeks of peace and beer. It's wonderful to have a break from that wicked witch I call a wife. All glory goes to The Savior.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on my laptop. Donald Trump is sticking to his guns. He will not apologize for his insensitive comments toward John McCain. In fact, he insulted the Arizona senator one more time by calling him a failed politician. The Lord definitely broke the mold when he created Donald. And I'd be offended by his bad behavior if McCain wasn't such a Wall Street ass-licker. Final analysis? Screw John and the horse he rode in on.
I read the paper later in the day. Obama recently praised the South Korean educational system. He said that Korean teachers make more than doctors. This is completely untrue. Furthermore, most students on the peninsula use school as a place to sleep. They get their real education privately at academies. And their parents pay a fortune. The president is grossly misinformed. Run from the Asian model of learning as fast as you can.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd. God bless.