(Rand Paul will never be president in 2016.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made ginseng chicken for dinner. I was quite pleased. Usually, she just throws me scraps of meat as if I were the family dog. I washed the vittles down with genuine Coke. Talk about a treat. For the most part, I'm only allowed to drink generic cola. Her psychiatrist must be feeding her wonderful drugs. Kudos to modern medicine.
I downloaded a show called Strain. It's a series concerning vampires. The leading monster spreads his affliction like a virus. I'm not too crazy about the program. I prefer my vampires to be aristocratic serial killers with heaps and heaps of sexual problems. Writers who break the traditional mold are clearly sacrilegious. They should all be cornholed and shot at the break of dawn. So let it be written, so let it be done.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I went to sleep at 10 p.m. and had another nightmare. I was back in high school, and I couldn't find my homework. Later, I walked to the school's basement and ate some foul-tasting cherry pie.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Manchester United drubbed the Los Angeles Galaxy 7-0 in a friendly soccer match. Wayne Rooney scored two goals. I'm an American, so I don't know much about European football. But I enjoy going to a game from time to time.
I turned on Fox News. Bill O'Reilly thinks that Rand Paul's isolationist views on foreign policy will hurt his chances for president. The republicans are doomed in 2016 no matter who gets the nomination. The party is just too mean-spirited for the people. They place capital above Jesus Christ. They frequently demonize the poor. They treat minorities and homosexuals in a most discourteous fashion. And they even bully children coming to America for a better life. The republicans have no heart.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Forever in Blue Jeans by Neil Diamond. God bless.