(I can't handle the truth.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served pork and egg rolls for dinner. The sauce she used to smother the meat was filled with spice and peanuts. Talk about delicious. It was so strong that I felt like someone was stabbing my tongue with an ice-pick. I love hot stuff.
Jim studied the fiendish Korean language with his mother. He was on his best behavior. She's still pretty pissed that he got expelled from his math academy. But my wife is handling the situation better than me. I'm baffled. My kid isn't an aggressive boy. I'm not getting the full story.
Asians are the best liars in the world. No kidding. And Jim has mastered the art of the half-truth from his relatives. Being in the dark is for the birds. I'm one of those idiots who demands the truth.
I downloaded six episodes of The Bates Motel. The series is another winner. It comes with the Smith Seal of Approval. What the hell happened? American television is now an art form. Who would've ever guessed that such a wonderful renaissance would occur? Not me.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. Jesus tells us not to feel stress. He says worrying won't add another minute to our lives. He's absolutely right. But stress just comes so naturally to us all. A life without worry must be truly wonderful.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper. A lawmaker in Korea wants jail time for homosexuals. The peninsula is very homophobic. Being gay isn't easy in northeast Asia. This is an extremely conservative part of the world.
I turned on Fox News. The eldest Boston bomber used to collect welfare and food stamps. It's legal for asylum seekers to get government benefits. Cubans also qualify.
I feel a little sad. I'm getting fat. I can no longer squeeze into a size 36...in spite of all my exercise. I'm currently 210 pounds. Yes. Smith is officially a disgusting fat body. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.