(Bacon and eggs! I'll give you bacon and eggs!)
Yesterday, I had a strong hankering for egg rolls. So the Dragon Lady gave me bacon and eggs instead. She often plays little tricks in order to spite her husband. Life is a power struggle on every level.
But I didn't take the bait. I just smiled and ate my vittles like a true gentleman. I'm wonderful that way. Sometimes I envy serial killers. It must feel great to administer twisted psychopathic justice without feeling overwhelming guilt.
This is how I imagine it:
"Bacon and eggs! I'll give you bacon and eggs! Now bring me my egg rolls before I use that skillet to bash your brains in!"
This is what actually happens:
"Bacon and eggs?"
Stern look from wife.
"Boy, the meal looks delicious." Big toothy smile. "Thank you so much. I'm lucky to have you in my life."
I held a Vikings marathon. I downloaded all seven episodes. Then I watched them consecutively. The series is fascinating. The primitive Nordic men remind me of a modern day criminal motorcycle gang. The strong survive and the weak are sacrificed. Yes. Social Darwinism at its smelliest.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. Jesus was beaten half to death. Then the Roman and Jewish powers-that-be nailed him to a cross. He rose three days later. So I try my best to do what he tells me.
I went to bed at 2 a.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 11 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper.
Some Koreans believe that they will face terrorism in the future. The attacks won't come from the north. Rather the violence will be a product of alienated multicultural children. No kidding.
The article is shocking. But I'm not offended. Koreans are extremely xenophobic and often swim in a sea of ignorance. Why let their stupidity weigh on my overly sensitive girly heart?
I turned on Fox News. Ann Coulter thinks the surviving Boston bomber should be tried by a military court. I don't understand her thinking. I'm completely convinced that many far-right conservatives want to live in a police state.
It's one p.m. Time for church.
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.