(Shameless: The title says it all.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served pork and French fries for dinner. The meal was good. She cooked the vittles in our fabulous Phillips air-fryer. There wasn't a drop of grease on the food. Is that healthy? I have no idea.
Jim went to his three hour math class. Then he came home and studied Korean for an hour. He's a hell of a speaker. But his reading and writing skills aren't up to snuff. His mother is trying to beat the language into his thick hide.
I watched Shameless. Talk about a disgusting show. It has everything. Alcoholism, incest, sex addiction, sex toys, unnatural sex with sex toys, etc. The series is absolutely filthy. Nevertheless, I'm a faithful viewer. So what does that say about me?
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Our Father on bended knees. I frequently pray in the bathroom. My apartment is so small that we don't even have a closet. The Smiths live like unfortunate peasants.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I was exhausted. I slept like a baby. I woke up at 6 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper. Korean women love plastic surgery. They lead the world in cosmetic procedures.
My wife had a nose job many years ago. No kidding. Her beak points north. The woman is a living compass.
I turned on Fox News. The CEO of FedEx believes the economy is sitting on a lot of juice. He says a boom in energy shall spark a new American economic revolution. I don't know what to think. I certainly hope he's correct.
It's 4:30 p.m. I'm exhausted. Smith's pecker is in the dirt.
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.