(Mel Gibson: A great film director.)
Yesterday morning, I had a hankering for pumpkin pie. So I hiked five miles to my favorite restaurant. When I got there, the place was closed. What a kick in the pants. No matter. I really needed the exercise. Walking is great stress relief.
I returned to my Soviet-style concrete tenement. I spent the afternoon watching CSI New York. I pay for a cable package called Qook TV. I get a lot of programs in English. Plus it comes with an impressive video on demand list--not to mention phone and internet.
The Dragon Lady bought me a new pair of shoes. She spent 100 dollars. That's way too much for my liking. Poor old Smith is an off-brand kind of guy.
I had steak for dinner. My wife burned the meal. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles. I'm a marvelous human being.
I viewed a Mel Gibson movie. He plays a cop in Boston. I'm still pissed at Gibson. He's a man of great vision. I love The Passion of the Christ, Braveheart, and Apocalypto. Those films are so powerful that they'll burn a hole in your brain.
Anyway, Mel's next opus was supposed to be a Viking flick starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Then the idiot got drunk and badmouthed the Jews. Being an anti-Semite in Hollywood is suicide. Now his career's in the toilet. I'm a sensitive boy. I mourn his fall. The world lost a great artist.
I prayed to the Christ God. I said the Our Father on bended knees. I refuse to babble like a pagan.
I went to bed at 7 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 3 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper. A Korean man got caught selling 10 tabs of ecstasy in the Philippines. He was given a life sentence. Talk about harsh. Asians are real strict when it comes to drugs. They have zero tolerance for dope.
I turned on Fox News. There's a hostage crisis in Alabama. A strange old coot named Jimmy Lee Dykes murdered a school bus driver with a pistol. Then he stole a five-year-old autistic boy. The FBI is working feverishly to rescue the child. What a nightmare.
It's currently 5:35 a.m. I shall walk another ten miles.
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.