(Messi: All the girlies love him.)
Yesterday, I walked ten miles through the rice paddies. The weather was brisk. But I enjoyed myself in spite of the cutting wind and cold temperature. South Korea is a very noisy country. Sometimes a guy just needs to get away from the bullshit.
I took the family to church. Driving on the peninsula is crazy. I usually say the f-word several times before worship. However, I refrained from all bad language. Poor old Smith is rapidly becoming a saint. Soon baby birds shall land on my head.
I have a great pastor. He's a proud member of the Ivy League Mafia. The man graduated from Yale. His mother is quite proud.
Nonetheless, he didn't bring his A-game. Exodus 3 is exiting stuff. He missed the connection between God's words on Sinai and Jesus addressing the Children of the Devil in John 8-58. Oh well. Nobody's perfect.
We went to McDonald's. I had a Quarterpounder and French fries while the kids enjoyed McNuggets. The Dragon Lady didn't eat. Fast food ain't her thing.
I watched a show called Shameless. The program features William Macy as a depraved alcoholic. His family is an absolute mess. I find the series fascinating in an anthropological sort of way. Western society is crumbling. Soon all of us white people will become slaves to Asia. So let it be written. So let it be done.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Our Father on bended knees. I prayed in the bathroom. My soviet-style concrete apartment doesn't come with a closet. We hang all our stuff on racks and shelves.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. I drank coffee and read the newspaper. There was yet another story about the famous Hispanic midget named Messi. He's a soccer player from Argentina. Messi must be the most famous man in the universe. The girls love him.
I turned on Meet the Press. There's more fiscal drama afoot. Sadly, I can no longer be bothered. Let the sky fall. Who gives a flying screw?
It's currently 2:45 p.m. I'm killing time before the drive home.
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.