Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday

(The Sopranos:  The best show in the history of television.)

Yesterday, I cooked my own dinner.  I practiced using our new Phillips air-fryer.  I made egg rolls and French fries.  The process was very simple.  This machine is a miracle.

My eldest son Jim went to math academy for three hours.  Cram schools are very popular in Asia.  All the kiddies attend.  Korean parents torture their children.  Study, study, study.

I watched The Sopranos.  It's my all-time favorite.  I miss the show very much.  Tony's interaction with his family absolutely mesmerizes me.  Fascinating stuff.

I haven't been exercising.  I need to get my butt off the sofa.  However, it's cold outside.  Frigid weather turns my blood into thick molasses.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like a pagan.

I went to bed at 7 a.m.  I had a strange dream.  I caught one of my former professors abusing himself in a public movie theater.  He begged me to keep his secret.  I agreed.  I'm marvelous that way.

I woke up at 11 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the newspaper.  Several female Korean celebrities were caught using propofol.  Drug abuse is dealt with harshly in Asia.  These women might do jail time.

I turned on Fox News.  America is selling F-16s to Egypt.  Hannity is outraged.  Sean's an idiot who just doesn't get it. 

Weapons and pornography are the only things the United States currently produces.  If we stop selling murder and mayhem across the globe, then my poor country will fall off the fiscal cliff.  Keep killing.  Keep masturbating.  Uncle Sam needs you.

It's 7:20 p.m.  I feel so lazy.  I should start hiking again.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

2 comments:

  1. Smith. Agreed the Sopranos is the best. Breaking Bad isn't too shabby...on season 3 episode 2...wow.

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    1. Breaking bad is great stuff.

      I'm with you, brother.

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