Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday

(The Sopranos:  Ralphie beats a whore to death with his fists.)

Yesterday, I made egg rolls and steak for dinner.  I cooked the food in my magnificent Phillips air-fryer.  The meal was delicious.  Perhaps I'm a master chef.

I watched Supernatural.  Sam's soul is currently trapped in hell with Lucifer.  Dean is feverishly trying to find a way to get it back. 

Supernatural might be the dumbest show on television.  Nevertheless, I love it.  Poor old Smith is just another brainless member of the herd.  And don't bother giving me a lecture.  I'm as happy as a pig in shit.

I viewed season three of The Sopranos.  Ralphie beats a pregnant whore to death with his bare fists after being dishonored.  The scene is so disturbing that I nearly pissed my pants.  Banality followed by shocking violence.  Quite a combo.

I played more NCAA Football.  My star quarterback tore up his knee in week seven and missed the rest of the season.  My team failed to finish in the top 25.  The ordeal was quite a blow.  Modern video games are very realistic.  It's easy to see how kids get hooked.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like a pagan.  Jesus is a powerhouse.  If you invite him into your life, he'll come and kick you right in the nuts.  No joke.

I went to bed at 4 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 2 a.m.  That's ten hours of sleep.  I must've been exhausted.

I drank coffee and read the paper.  Chinese New Year is right around the corner.  It's a huge holiday.  In Korea alone, 29 million people will travel to their hometowns.  Talk about a traffic nightmare.

We're staying put.  The Dragon Lady already visited her people a couple weeks ago.  The Children of the Rice are disappointed.  They enjoy begging their grandparents for money.

I turned on Fox News.  The Boy Scouts have decided to stop discriminating against gay people.  It's the correct move.  Times change.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Tuesday

(Spartacus:  War of the Damned.)

Yesterday, I had steak for dinner.  I made it myself.  I used my magnificent air-fryer.  It took sixteen minutes to cook the meat.  Delicious. 

Poor old Smith is a big fan of salt.  I should cut back.  These are my heart attack and stroke years.

I'm not afraid to die.  Life ain't all that great to begin with.  Nevertheless, I've got young children.  So I need to hang on for another twenty years.  Then it's all gravy.

For the love of God.  Who am I kidding?  I want to live forever.

I downloaded the first episode of Spartacus: War of the Damned.  I miss Andy Whitfield.  But the show is still outstanding even with the new guy.  The theme of class struggle has always been a winner.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Our Father on bended knees.  My friend recently got his wife pregnant.  She's having a tough time.  They might lose the baby.  Please keep them in your prayers.

The Children of the Rice have a Sony PlayStation.  I gave NCAA Football a try.  Talk about a hoot.  I created my own quarterback.  He might win the Heisman Trophy.  So far, he's rushed for over 1,500 hundred yards while tossing 21 touchdown passes.  It's all very realistic.

I went to sleep at 6 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 2 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.  A Korean man got nabbed stealing jewelry.  However, he convinced the police to loosen his handcuffs.  Then he ran away.

I turned on Fox News.  Republicans are becoming lenient on the issue of immigration.  They're courting the Latino vote.  It's tough to win the White House without the support of the Mexicans.  This self-deportation jazz just doesn't fly--as Romney painfully learned.

It's currently 3:28 p.m.  Time for The Sopranos.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.
 

Monday, January 28, 2013

Monday

(Dylan McDermott:  The Son of Bloody Face.)

Yesterday, we went to McDonald's for dinner.  I had a Quarterpounder with French fries.  I enjoy McDonald's from time to time.  Kids are allowed to make noise, and nobody complains.  Fast food is stress-free dining.

We returned to our Soviet-style concrete tenement.  I watched the season finale of American Horror Story Asylum.  I didn't care for it.  Kit contracts pancreatic cancer and gets taken away by space creatures.  Lana, on the other hand, shoots the Son of Bloody Face in the head.  Too many loose ends.

I finished the second season of The Sopranos.  I love how the violence catches the viewer completely by surprise.  One minute Tony is eating grilled meat, and the next he's strangling some poor schlep to death.  Real entertaining stuff. 

The major theme of the series seems to be the banality of evil.  These gangsters lead boring mundane lives.  Yet they'll kill you over the slightest insult.  For example, Uncle June tries to murder his own nephew because of a stupid joke about cunnilingus.  I can't take my eyes away.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  Pontius Pilate sarcastically called Jesus the King of the Jews.  Everybody laughed.  Turns out he was right.

I went to bed at 11 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 9 p.m.  That's ten hours of sleep.  I must've been exhausted.

I drank coffee and read the paper.  A bus driver named Hwang fatally struck a pedestrian.  He was fired from his job.  In a fit of rage, he set the depot on fire and destroyed thirty vehicles.  The financial damages are estimated at 1.4 million dollars.  The police have a warrant for Hwang's arrest.

I turned on Fox News.  There's more trouble in Egypt.  Thirty people were killed in a riot.  President Morsi is clinging to power by his finger nails.  Soon the military shall be in charge.

It's currently 11:18 p.m.  I might make some egg rolls in my fabulous air-fryer.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless. 

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Sunday

(Uncle Junior is pure evil.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made hot-wings for dinner.  The meal was extra spicy.  That's OK.  I enjoy food with a kick.  We didn't use the air-fryer.  I was a tad disappointed.

I watched several episodes of The Sopranos.  I'm still on season two.  One of my favorite characters is Uncle Junior.  He epitomizes the banality of evil.  David Chase is a genius story-teller.

I couldn't sleep.  My attempts were futile.  So I took a shower at 8:30 a.m.  Then I walked ten miles through the rice paddies.  The hike felt great--even though it was freezing outside.  Exercise is wonderful stress relief.

I drove the family to church.  Driving in Korea is a nightmare.  I used the f-word several times.  My wife scolded me.

She said, "You rangrage so bad!  It disgusting.  Are you da daddy?"

The sermon was fantastic.  We studied Mark 15 as it relates to Psalm 22Psalm 22 is King David's creepiest prayer.  He predicts the crucifixion one thousand years before the actual event.  Now that's vision.

My pastor always does a great job.  He's a card-carrying member of the Ivy League Mafia.  He graduated from Yale many moons ago.  I don't hold his education against him.  I'm marvelous that way.

We went to McDonald's.  The Children of the Rice love fast food.  They stuffed their faces with French fries and McNuggets.

It's currently 11:35 p.m.  Time for coffee and television.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Saturday

(Jesus Christ is a towering figure.)

Yesterday, I cooked French fries and bread for dinner.  I'm in love with my Phillips air-fryer.  The novelty is not wearing off.  It's the best three hundred dollars I ever spent.

I watched a show called Revenge.  Madeleine Stowe plays an ultra-rich socialite named Victoria.  The series is very girly.  Nevertheless, I'm having a good time.  Perhaps poor old Smith is half-a-sissy.

Then I viewed The Sopranos.  I'm currently enjoying season two.  It's not the crime and violence that floats my boat.  Rather, Tony's relationship with his family keeps me glued.  I can relate.  Every day is a new drama.

James spent three hours at his academic academy.  My son is the only Asian in the world who sucks at math.  But he's a good kid.  So what's a daddy to do? 

I paid homage to Christ.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  Jesus is a towering figure.  If it weren't for him, I'd be just another filthy atheist caressing his empty schemes and dreams.  Thankfully, the holy spirit kicked me in the nuts.

I went to bed at 9 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 3:30 p.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.

A Korean man was sentenced to 14 years in jail.  He went crazy and knifed four people.  One of the victims was his boss.  Another was a co-worker.  The other two were innocent bystanders.  Nobody died.  Asia is a pressure cooker.

I turned on Fox News.  Bill O'Reilly says the mainstream media treats democrats better than republicans.  He's absolutely right.  But Fox is also a biased joke.  O'Reilly is merely calling the kettle black. 

It's 6:55 p.m.  Time to eat.

Anyway,  talk to you later.  God bless.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday

(The Sopranos:  The best show in the history of television.)

Yesterday, I cooked my own dinner.  I practiced using our new Phillips air-fryer.  I made egg rolls and French fries.  The process was very simple.  This machine is a miracle.

My eldest son Jim went to math academy for three hours.  Cram schools are very popular in Asia.  All the kiddies attend.  Korean parents torture their children.  Study, study, study.

I watched The Sopranos.  It's my all-time favorite.  I miss the show very much.  Tony's interaction with his family absolutely mesmerizes me.  Fascinating stuff.

I haven't been exercising.  I need to get my butt off the sofa.  However, it's cold outside.  Frigid weather turns my blood into thick molasses.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like a pagan.

I went to bed at 7 a.m.  I had a strange dream.  I caught one of my former professors abusing himself in a public movie theater.  He begged me to keep his secret.  I agreed.  I'm marvelous that way.

I woke up at 11 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the newspaper.  Several female Korean celebrities were caught using propofol.  Drug abuse is dealt with harshly in Asia.  These women might do jail time.

I turned on Fox News.  America is selling F-16s to Egypt.  Hannity is outraged.  Sean's an idiot who just doesn't get it. 

Weapons and pornography are the only things the United States currently produces.  If we stop selling murder and mayhem across the globe, then my poor country will fall off the fiscal cliff.  Keep killing.  Keep masturbating.  Uncle Sam needs you.

It's 7:20 p.m.  I feel so lazy.  I should start hiking again.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Thursday

(American Horror Story:  The sexy maid steals the show.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made egg rolls and French fries for dinner.  The meal was delicious. Our new Phillips air-fryer is working quite well.  This wonderful machine certainly makes life easier.

I hosted an American Horror Story marathon.  I watched all twelve episodes in one sitting.  Dylan McDermott is a very talented actor.  However, Jessica Lange and the sexy maid steal the show.  It's hard to compete with those two birds.

I grew hungry again.  I cooked Hormel chili.  The snack was easy to prepare.  It came straight from a can.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to live my life like a misguided nihilist.  The risen Christ is king.

I went to sleep at 7 a.m.  I had a strange dream.  My friend Dave got arrested for beating his ex-wife.  I had to get him out of prison.

I woke up at 3 p.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.  A 56-year-old British woman was caught in Indonesia with ten pounds of cocaine.  There were mitigating circumstances.  She was afraid her children would be harmed if she refused to smuggle narcotics into the Muslim country.

The prosecution acknowledged the coercion.  They asked for leniency.  Nevertheless, the judge sentenced the woman to death.  She'll be hanged.

My opinion?  White people are despised across the globe.  And many nations would love nothing better than to kill us.  So we must be careful.  The law is not on our side.

I turned on Fox News.  Bill O'Reilly discussed the murders in Benghazi.  Hillary Clinton is amazing.  She cried and cried without shedding a single tear.  Nobody called her a phony.  The woman is Teflon.

It's currently 6:21 p.m.  I plan to cook my own dinner.  I want to master the air-fryer.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Wednesday

(Paying homage to the Christ God.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served beef and French fries for dinner.  She cooked the meal in her new Phillips air-fryer.  She really loves that machine.  The food was good.

I watched a show called Revenge.  I only viewed one episode.  I'm on the fence.  Should I spare my precious time?  Or is the program a dud?  Advice would be greatly appreciated.  Television is serious business.

I downloaded the entire first season of American Horror Story.  The process took four hours.  I've seen the series before.  It's an absolute classic.  Jessica Lange rocks.  She's an oldie but a goodie.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  And why not?  I refuse to live my life like a filthy atheist.

I went to sleep at 6 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke at 3 p.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.

A Korean named Park Ji-sung plays soccer in the English Premier League.  He's the captain of Queens Park Rangers.  A fan got arrested for calling him a chink.  Racial slurs are illegal in Britain.  What a bunch of crap.  Freedom of speech is a God-given right.

I turned on Fox News.  There was a mass shooting in Texas.  Thankfully, nobody got killed.  Three people are in the hospital.

Charles Krauthammer appeared on The Factor.  Krauthammer is one of the architects of the neo-conservative movement.  I don't care for the man.  He and his friends have done a great deal of damage to my nation.  Their philosophy is directly responsible for America's policy of endless warfare and our back-breaking debt.

It' currently 6:10 p.m.  The Dragon Lady is making my supper in her air-fryer.  I can hear my vittles cooking.

Anyway, I'll talk to you later.  God bless.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Tuesday

(Hi Mart is a popular Korean electronics store.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady drove to Hi-Mart.  She paid three hundred dollars for a Phillips air-fryer.  The machine cooks food without using oil.  Her first meal was French fries.

She said, "Dese flies taste so wonda-pul.  Rook.  Dey not gleasy."

I said,  "Three hundred dollars?  That's crazy."

"It not clazy.  Dey had da sale.  Tree hundred dolla very cheap."

I didn't argue.  I just smiled and nodded.  I'm marvelous that way.

I downloaded a film called West of Memphis.  It's a riveting documentary about three slow-witted country boys from rural Arkansas.   They were railroaded for a triple homicide many years ago.  

Their original trial was literally a witch hunt.  No evidence existed.  They were accused of being goofy young satanists and spent nearly two decades in prison for dressing in black and listening to heavy metal music.  I kid you not.

The moral of the story is quite simple.  If you enjoy Metallica, move to California.  The entire state of Arkansas should hang its head in shame.  What a travesty of justice.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I'm tired of living like a pagan.  I submit.

I went to bed at 7 a.m.  I woke up at 3 p.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.  The majority of South Koreans no longer feel that they're part of the middle class.  Wages are in decline and household debt is skyrocketing. 

Don't believe all the hype you hear about Asia.  This place is a pressure-cooker.  These poor saps kill themselves quite frequently.  The citizens have no guns.  So they jump out of windows instead.

I turned on Fox News.  Greta interviewed Pat Buchanan.  He said that the American middle class is dying because all the manufacturing jobs were shipped overseas.  I believe him.  Labor got thrown under the bus in favor of capital.  Plain and simple.

It's currently 6:50 p.m.  I'm relaxing on my sofa and waiting for dinner.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Monday

(The Ravens might be a team of destiny.)

Yesterday, we went to a restaurant for dinner.  We enjoyed a Korean beef barbecue.  The meal was good.  It came to fifty dollars.  That's pretty reasonable by ROK standards.  The peninsula isn't cheap.

The Dragon Lady took the kids to Dunkin Donuts.  The Children of the Rice needed their sugar rush.  Then we went to E-Mart.  She bought lots of egg rolls and chili sauce.

We returned to our Soviet-style concrete tenement.  Asians are crazy drivers.  I often use the f-word.  We should take away their cars and replace them with horses.  But who died and made me boss?

I watched Supernatural.  I'm on season six.  The show is quite stupid.  Yet I love it.  I can't get enough.  I download the program from this site.

I stayed up until 5 a.m. in order to see American football.  However, none of the web-streams were working.  I'm quite sad.  Judging from the highlights, the games looked very entertaining.  The Ravens might be a team of destiny.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  Submission is very important.

I went to bed at 6 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke at 3 p.m. and drank coffee while reading the paper.  The Korean police found a nine-story whorehouse.  The owner was arrested.  Prostitution is big business here in Asia.  Everybody likes getting their rocks off.

I turned on Fox News.  Walmart is hiring every veteran who wants a job.  Our country is truly in a lot of trouble.  Endless warfare and crap jobs.  That's not exactly a formula for success.

It's currently 4:45 p.m.  I'm relaxing on my sofa.  Perhaps I'll download The Sopranos.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Sunday

(Dylan McDermott is an impressive actor.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made hot-wings for dinner.  We also drank Pepsi and ate bread.  The meal was good.  I like spicy stuff.

I turned on Fox News.  Hannity is still outraged over the government's response to the Sandy Hook Massacre.  He says that Obama won't rest until he takes away our guns.

Here's the sad truth.  The 2nd Amendment is a necessary evil.  Governments have been killing innocent souls since humanity first stepped out of the slime.  The people need an equalizer.

I watched American Horror Story Asylum.  Dylan McDermott drinks milk from a lactating black prostitute.  No kidding.  How do they get this stuff on network television?

Later, I enjoyed a Two and a Half Men marathon.  Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer make a great comic team.  It's a shame that Sheen screwed things up.  He robbed us all of first-rate entertainment.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to spend my life wrestling with angels.  It's easier just to submit.

I went to sleep at 4 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 10 a.m.  I drank coffee and leafed through the paper.  I can't remember a darn thing I read.  Perhaps I have Alzheimer's.

I took the family to church.  Driving in Korea is crazy.  I said the F-word many times.

Our regular pastor was absent.  His replacement failed to impress.  The sermon was long and garbled.  No big deal.  The man forgot to bring his A-game.  Happens to the best of us.

It's currently 9:10 p.m.  I'm relaxing on the sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Saturday

(Anthony Hopkins in Beowulf.)

Yesterday, I ate Hormel chili for dinner.  The meal was easy to make.  It came straight from a can.  I also had crackers.

I drank two big plastic bottles of beer.  I bought them at the local supermarket.  I got completely skunked.  The cost?  Nine dollars.

I watched an animated film based on the epic poem Beowulf.  The movie features Anthony Hopkins and John Malkovich.  What can I tell you?  I loved it.  I'm probably stupid.  The cartoon characters actually resemble the actors.  Pretty cool.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like a pagan.

I went to bed.  I woke up at noon.  The Dragon Lady came home.  The SUV was loaded down with lots of goodies from COSTCO.  I hate shopping.

I drank coffee and read the newspaper.  A Korean man was recently arrested for child abuse.  He lured a young girl into his car and masturbated in front of her.  Sex is weird business.  It screws up so many people.  Everybody wants to get their rocks off.

I turned on Fox News.  O'Reilly discussed the strange case of Manti Te'o.  I must be honest.  The story fascinates me.  Ugly guys like poor old Smith have imaginary girlfriends.  Linebackers, on the other hand, are usually surrounded by willing hotties.  Welcome to my world, Manti!

It's 5:35 p.m.  The Dragon Lady is doing dishes and cleaning the apartment while The Children of the Rice play computer games in their room.  Nice to have them all back.

Anyway, I'll talk to you later.  God bless.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Friday

(Manti Te'o:  His demons have demons.)

Yesterday, I made Hormel chili for dinner.  The meal came from a can.  It was nice and salty.  I also ate crackers.  The experience was pleasant.

I watched Fox News.  A linebacker from Notre Dame named Manti Te'o lied about his dead girlfriend. Here's the sad truth.  He has no girlfriend.  And nobody's dead.  Try to figure that one out.

Athletes are screwed up people.  They always make outlandish mistakes.  Murder, suicide, doping, perjury, etc.  In comparison, fabricating a story about a deceased hottie is relatively mild.

Johnny Football from Texas A&M is puzzled by Te'o's motives.  When Manziel makes a moral judgment about your behavior, it's time to get help.  Notre Dame alumni!  Your man needs a psychiatrist...pronto.

I thought about Judas in relation to God's will.  The apostle was no longer happy with the Jesus movement.  The idea of service and self-sacrifice seemed weak. 

Judas wanted a leader who would usher in The Kingdom by defeating the Romans.  Bitterly disappointed, he committed his act of treachery.  Then he hanged himself.

My point?  God's will is God's will.  It can't be changed.  Christ is the was, the is, and the will be.  Shake your fist at the stars.  Howl at the moon.  Your drama is foolish.  Jesus reigns.  Submit.

I went to bed.  I slept for 10 hours.  I must've been exhausted.

I made coffee and read the newspaper.  The ROK is getting another professional baseball team.  The Korean league is exciting.  The level of play is quite high.

In fact, the Los Angeles Dodgers just acquired a pitcher named Ryu.  The organization paid a fortune to sign the twenty-five-year-old.  Ryu is an impressive left-hander.  He should do well.

It's currently 5:30 p.m.  I'm relaxing on the sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Thursday

(Lance Armstrong:  Who gives a crap?)
 
Yesterday, I had bacon and eggs for dinner.  The meal was good.  I made it myself.  Poor old Smith is a big fan of pork.

I turned on Fox News.  O'Reilly discussed Lance Armstrong.  The cyclist is a doper and a liar.  But I don't care. 

Athletes tend to be screwed up humans dealing with lots of emotional issues.  I'm similar in that regard.  My demons have demons.  So who am I to judge?

I watched the second season of Spartacus.  I hosted a ten hour marathon.  Vengeance is good.  Yet the series isn't the same without Andy Whitfield.

I paid homage to Christ.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I do my best to submit to God's will...whatever that means.

I went to sleep.  I forgot to put on the heat.  I froze.

There was an interesting story in the paper.  A Korean woman was recently raped and murdered by a Chinese man.  Then he cut her into little bite-sized pieces.

There's a market in Asia--especially China--for human flesh.  I kid you not.  Most of the flesh comes from aborted fetuses.  The murdered babies are rendered into expensive health pills.

Asia should never be held up as a model.  Don't buy into all the hype.  The region has tons of problems.

Hannity badmouthed the president.  He feels Obama is exploiting children to destroy the 2nd Amendment.  I don't believe in gun control.  But all these massacres will eventually rob the American people of their liberty.  Just saying.

It's currently 7 p.m.  I'm relaxing on my sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

A Message From Your Cruel Overlord!

(Smith speaks!)

My dearest friends!  It's me.  Your fearless leader.

Have no fear.  I'm OK.  My family went to Pusan.  They aren't coming back until Saturday.  So I have nothing to write about.

Without the wife and kids, life is boring.  I watch TV and drink beer.  I'm going crazy.   Everything is too quiet.  Pray for me.

The blog shall return in the next couple days.  Sorry for my lazy, shiftless nature.

God bless you all. 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Sunday

(Andy Whitfield: I miss the guy.)

Yesterday, I made eggs and hash browns for dinner.  The meal was surprisingly good.  I hate cooking.  I don't possess the patience required to fry or bake food.

The Dragon Lady is still in Pusan with her family.  She called this afternoon.  I have a nasty cold, and everybody is worried about me.  Perhaps I'm dying.

I hosted a Spartacus marathon.  I watched all thirteen episodes of Blood and Sand.  Andy Whitfield's premature death weighs heavily upon my soul.  He was such a handsome stud.  If life can crush Andy like a bug, what chance do I have?

I drank coffee and read the paper.  President Park is invoking the memory of Abraham Lincoln.  She wants a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.  Her daddy was the peninsula's most beloved dictator.  He was shot in the head while drinking Chivas Regal.  No joke. 

Both the Broncos and the Packers lost their playoff games.  I'm very surprised.  I had them going all the way to the Super Bowl.  Poor old Smith isn't exactly Harvard material.  I never get anything right.

Peyton Manning's interception at the end of the contest didn't surprise me.  However, the fact that Champ Bailey and the Denver secondary were thoroughly schooled by the Raven's receivers absolutely blew my mind.  The league's number two defense left a giant turd out on the field.

I didn't go to church.  My wife has the car.  I hate to miss.  The pastor is very entertaining.  His sermons fill me with wonder and curiosity.  He doesn't dumb Christ down.

It's currently 3:53 p.m.  I'm all alone in my Soviet-style concrete tenement.  What a drag.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.  And go Texans.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Saturday

(Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady drove to Pusan.  She took the Children of the Rice to see their Korean grandma.  They plan to visit a water park later this week.  It's the middle of winter.  I don't get it.

I made bacon and eggs for dinner.  The meal sucked.  I'm not a very good cook.  I just don't possess the patience required to fry and bake food.  My demons have demons.

I watched Goodfellas.  The movie is a true work of art.  Joe Pesci won an Oscar for his performance as a deranged gangster.  He's funny and scary at the same time.  Pesci's a talented guy.

Unforgiven came next.  Clint Eastwood plays a psychopath named William Muny.  Gene Hackman is magnificent as Little Bill, a sadistic sheriff who enjoys spilling blood. 

Unforgiven is Eastwood's best film.  And that's saying a lot.  Clint is a national treasure.  The man's a genius.

I prayed to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like a pagan.

I went to bed.  I didn't dream.  I woke up and made coffee.  Then I read the paper.  There was another school shooting.  A student in California got blasted with a shotgun.  He's still alive.

I turned on Fox News.  Hannity discussed gun control with disgruntled pistol-packing New Yorkers.  I feel their pain.  I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, too.

It's 3:33 p.m.  I'm currently viewing On the Record.  I shall spend the rest of the day relaxing on my sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Thursday

(Mike Shanahan: He really screwed up.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served beef and French fries for dinner.  The meat was greasy.  It gave me the runs.  But I didn't complain.  I just smiled and ate my vittles.  I'm marvelous that way.

I downloaded the first eight seasons of Two and a Half Men.  Agreed.  Charlie Sheen is an absolute pig.  Yet he brings a big smile to my face.  So what's a boy to do?

I watched several episodes of Weeds.  I steal the show from this site.  I'm currently enjoying season three.  U-Turn just died of a heart-attack.

Weeds is offensive.  It's pro-abortion and anti-Christian.  Nevertheless, the series is well-written.  I want to turn it off.  But I can't.  Sadly, I'm a weak-willed man who loves pumpkin pie and television.  I'll see you in hell.

There once was a famous abortionist named Dr. Tiller.  He slaughtered thousands of unborn children in Kansas City.  The man was a genuine living breathing holocaust.

He got murdered a few years back in a church.  His killer shot him with a hand gun.  I was very happy.  I jumped up and down like a giddy beauty queen.  My demons have demons.

I paid homage to Christ.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  God's will is God's will.  Why fight it?  I'm not looking to punish the white whale.

I went to bed at 5 a.m.  I woke up at noon.  I drank coffee and read the paper. 

Mike Shanahan is catching heat.  And rightly so.  What he did to RGIII is inexcusable.  That kid should've been pulled after the first quarter.  The careers of both men are now in jeopardy.

I turned on FOX News.  Greta's guest was Pete Rose.  He's starring in a new reality show with his hot Asian girlfriend.  Pete's old enough to be her grandpa.  Lots of women have daddy issues.  I'm glad I don't have daughters.

It's 3:35 p.m.  My wife and Jim went to E-Mart.  Bruce is still at school.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Wednesday

(Mr. Musburger is a creepy grandpa.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served beef fajitas for dinner.  The meal was good.  My wife is the fajita queen.  She's a talented woman.

We finished The Walking Dead.  The strange black woman kills the governor's daughter.  She drives her deadly samurai blade right through the little girl's head.  Tragic.

Jim got angry.  I'm a big believer in math, science, and Asian languages.  So I enrolled him in a local academic academy.  He now has to study math for three hours on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  His class begins at 6 p.m. and finishes at 9 p.m.

He said, "This sucks.  It's my vacation.  Don't I deserve a rest?"

Jim's only twelve-years-old.  And the last thing I want to be is a tiger parent.  But math is a wonderful gift.  Plus he's half Korean.  His people are supposed to be good with numbers.

I watched Two and a Half Men.  I'm on season 10.  I steal the series from this website.  What can I tell you?  The show makes me laugh.  Perhaps I'm an idiot.

I paid homage to Christ.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  And why not?  You can't stop God's will.  Humility is the greatest character trait one can display.

I went to bed at 1 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 9 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the newspaper.

An American airman in Seoul got caught selling dope.  The Air Force handed him over to the ROK authorities.  Getting a fair trial in Korea is difficult for U.S. military personnel.  They aren't real popular here on the peninsula. 

Take some friendly advice.  Never enlist.  Uncle Sam will throw you under the bus in a heartbeat.

Hannity came on.  Sean discussed an Atlanta rapper with eleven children from ten different mothers.  The Oxygen Channel gave the man a show.  Hannity was outraged.

ESPN apologized for Brent Musburger's recent behavior.  Mr. Musburger kept raving about Miss Alabama's beauty during the national championship game.  He's old enough to be her grandfather.  Brent is an elderly pervert.

It's currently 12:50 p.m.  I'm taking a long lunch.  Perhaps I'll eat some pumpkin pie.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless. 

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Tuesday

(I'm no Clint Eastwood.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served chili for dinner.  The meal came out of a can.  But I didn't complain.  I just smiled and ate my vittles.  I'm wonderful that way.

The Children of the Rice enjoyed another Walking Dead marathon.  What a show!  Rick's group is now living in an abandoned prison.  They often decapitate their foes.  Good for them.  Violence is the only language zombies understand.

Later, I watched Paranormal Activity 3.  The Paranormal movies are true freak shows.  They literally scare the crap out of me.  I've always been half a sissy.  I'm certainly no Clint Eastwood.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like a pagan.  I merely do as instructed. (Matthew 6: 5-15.)  Perhaps I'm a simpleton.

I fell asleep at 5 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 9 a.m.  I drank coffee and viewed Fox News. 

Bill O'Reilly believes that many Americans are takers.  He says they're ruining the country.  They need to get off the food stamps and start contributing to society.

He's probably right.  Yet Bill never mentions the banksters who literally stole trillions of dollars from innocent tax-payers.  And why would he?  They're fellow Harvard boys like himself.  Those gentlemen are winners!

Alex Jones appeared with Piers Morgan.  Alex entertains me.  But he's a clueless Texas buffoon.  The left wants gun control.  So liberals absolutely adore howling maniacs who scare the general public.  Mr. Jones is their dream come true.

Alabama kicked the crap out of Notre Dame.  The Tide are the recognized national champions.  Nevertheless, Texas A&M is the best team in the country...bar none.  I don't care what the polls say. 

It's 2:30 p.m.  The Hannity Show is on.  Sean is currently kissing General Stanley McCrystal's ass.  Hannity's an absolute boob.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.  

Monday, January 7, 2013

Monday

(The Walking Dead: My kids love it.)

Yesterday, I watched both NFL playoff games.  The experience was beautiful.  American football is the greatest sport in the world.  Screw soccer.  Keep that crap in Europe.

The Packers looked strong.  I was impressed with their defense.  They held Adrian Peterson to under 100 yards rushing.  That's no easy accomplishment.

I took the family to church.  I curse a lot--especially when driving.  And rightly so!  Koreans are maniacs.  

My favorite is the f-word.  However, I need to erase the filth from my vocabulary.  The Children of the Rice are listening.

We had a guest pastor.  He was OK.  His sermon focused on Samuel 1.  I've always viewed the Old Testament more as prophecy rather than literal truth.  It's main job is to foreshadow the coming of Jesus Christ.

Samuel gets a calling from God to find a new king.  Sam's afraid of Saul's wrath.  Young David is from the tribe of Judah.  He's a humble shepherd who was most likely born in Bethlehem.  See the connection?

I took the family to McDonald's.  We used to eat Korean beef on Sundays.  But the meals were a little pricey.  Fast food is cheap and easy.

We returned to our Soviet-style concrete tenement.  The kids watched The Walking Dead.  What a fantastic show.  I just started season three.  Scott Wilson's leg gets hacked off with a hatchet.  Talk about entertainment.

I went to bed at 8 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 3 a.m.  My sleeping schedule is crazy so that I can see the playoffs. 

The Ravens are currently dominating the Colts.  Ray Lewis looks damn good for a guy his age.  The man is a beast.  He's the best linebacker in NFL history.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.  And go Redskins.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Sunday

(No time to blog.  I'm watching the playoffs.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served spicy pork for dinner.  The meal came with egg rolls.  I'm tired of egg rolls.  But I didn't complain.  I just smiled and ate my vittles.

The entire family watched The Walking Dead.  We had a marathon.  Kids love zombie flicks.  The Children of the Rice were in heaven.  They enjoyed the gory head-shots.  Head-shots are the best.

I prayed to the Christ God.  I said the Our Father on bended knees.  Jesus was absolutely slaughtered.  His corpse was mangled, bloody, and lifeless.  Nevertheless, he rose three days later.  That's true power.

I fell asleep at 1 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 6 a.m.  I drank coffee and messed around on the internet.

Today's entry shall be short.  Sorry to disappoint you.  But I'm currently watching the NFL playoffs.  Then it's off church.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Saturday

(Zero Dark Thirty: It's an exciting well-made film with no political agenda.)
 
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served pork for dinner.  The meal was good.  I dipped the meat in spicy wasabi sauce.  I got the runs.

My friend Dave came for a visit.  He's a lonely fat man.  We watched season one of The Walking Dead.  I have a great TV.  It's a 42-inch LG flat screen.  I love the idiot box.

I downloaded Zero Dark Thirty.  The film is very interesting.  The movie features lots of torture by the CIA.  But no moral judgments are made.  The director trusts the viewers to draw their own conclusions.  She doesn't preach an ideology.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to babble like some confused pagan.

I fell asleep at 4 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 11:30 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper. 

The Korean government is hiding the true employment figures.  The powers-that-be have the jobless rate at 3 percent.  However, the actual rate is closer to 15 percent.  Government fraud is a global business.

The Aggies kicked the crap out of Oklahoma in the Cotton Bowl.  Johnny Manziel had a great game.  He rushed for over 200 yards and accounted for five touchdowns.  Texas A&M is the best team in college football...bar none.

The Factor came on.  The new Miss Universe was one of O'Reilly's guests.  She doesn't like marijuana.  I don't, either.  But I'm tired of watching Mexicans getting beheaded over a phony drug war.

Let's be honest.  My American brothers and sisters enjoy getting high.  Even the politicians love dope!  Obama, Bush, and Clinton are all former stoners.  Stop the hypocrisy and legalize narcotics.

It's 2:20 p.m.  Time for The Walking Dead.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless. 

Friday, January 4, 2013

Friday

(Lincoln: Perhaps I need a larger brain.)
 
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served egg rolls for dinner.  They were smothered in chili sauce.  I'm tired of egg rolls.  Nevertheless, I didn't complain.  I just smiled and ate my vittles.  I'm beautiful that way.

I downloaded Lincoln.  The movie was slow and boring.  Lincoln caters to political junkies and history buffs.  Unfortunately, I'm far too stupid to appreciate such a sophisticated film.

I watched American Horror Story Asylum.  Jessica Lange rocks.  For a senior citizen, she still has great moves.  Look at that old girl go!

I paid homage to Christ.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I need God.  I refuse to go through life like a filthy nihilist.

I went to bed at 1 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at noon.  That's eleven hours of sleep.  I must've been exhausted.

I drank coffee and read the paper.  Ray Lewis is retiring at the end of the year.  Time flies.  I'm 44-years-old, and I'll be dead soon.  But who cares?  Out with the old, in with the new.

The Factor came on.  O'Reilly called Al Gore a liberal hypocrite for selling Current TV to Al Jeezera.  Bill's probably right. 

Yet it's funny how he never insults conservatives like the Koch brothers.  The billionaires do lots of business with Iran, our sworn enemy.  O'Reilly often drinks his own Kool-Aid.

I checked out the Fiesta Bowl.  Oregon completely dominated Kansas State.  The game wasn't the least bit entertaining. 

It's 2:25 p.m.  We're going to have a little party.  Jim turned twelve today.  He's almost a teenager.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Thursday

(The Hobbit: A Work of Pure Genius!)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served beef and egg rolls for dinner.  Yep.  Egg rolls once again.  But I didn't complain.  I just smiled and ate my vittles.  I'm wonderful that way.

I watched The Hobbit.  It's one of the greatest films ever made--even better than The Lord of the Rings.  The movie is nothing short of a miracle.  Three hours passed like fifteen minutes. 

Those who refuse to see The Hobbit should immediately be kicked in the nuts.  Their cynicism is an outrage.  So let it be written, so let it be done.

I viewed several episodes of Weeds.  I'm currently on season two.  The series is good.  Kevin Nealon is quite funny as the stoned accountant.

I paid homage to Christ.  I said the Our Father on bended knees.  In Psalms, David predicted that Israel would produce a king who'd rule the world forever.  He was correct.  No big surprise.  The will of God can't be stopped.

I fell asleep at midnight.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 9 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.

Young Koreans are experiencing a difficult time getting jobs.  They have tons of education.  Yet most companies just aren't interested in hiring fresh new talent. Consequently, they're forced to live at home with Mom and Dad.

I enjoyed the Sugar Bowl.  The Gators really stunk the place up.  They ought to be ashamed of themselves.  Louisville has an awesome quarterback.  I can't remember his name.  Perhaps I have Alzheimer's.

O'Reilly's back from vacation.  The Factor talked about the New America.  According to Bill, most of us are a bunch of leeches.  That's why Obama won the election.  We all want free stuff.

It's 2:48 p.m.  It's freezing outside.  I shall spend the rest of the day relaxing on my sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Wednesday

 
(Grimm:  There are worse ways to kill an hour or two.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served Hormel chili for dinner.  The meal came from a can.  But I didn't complain.  I just kept my mouth shut while eating my vittles.  I'm wonderful that way.

I watched a strange show called Grimm.  Characters from popular fairy-tales spring to life and commit grisly murders in modern day America.  What's not to like?

Then I viewed several episodes of Weeds.  The series is excellent.  I'm not a left-coast American.  In fact, I'm actually fairly conservative.  But Weeds keeps me entertained.  So what's a boy to do?

I prayed to Jesus Christ.  I said the Our Father on bended knees.  Kneeling symbolizes submission to God's will.  I refuse to worship at the altar of man.

I went to bed at 1 a.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 9 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.  Several NFL coaches were fired.  Talk about a tough gig.

O'Reilly is on vacation.  The Factor featured vignettes with past guests.  The common theme was the dangers of secularism.  Bill thinks that America is dying.

I saw the Rose Bowl.  I stole the game from this site.  Stanford won in a close contest.  American football rocks.

It's absolutely freezing outside.  I won't be going for any walks.  Hiking in this type of weather takes a unique dedication that I don't possess.

It's currently 2:36 p.m.  I shall spend the rest of the day relaxing on my sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless. 

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Tuesday

(Weeds: Smart, funny, and sad.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made beef and egg rolls for dinner.  She now serves egg rolls with every meal.  Yet I didn't complain.  I ate my vittles with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.  I'm marvelous that way.

I downloaded the first six seasons of Weeds.  I download all my shows from this site.  Make no mistake.  It's a crime.  But I live in South Korea, and I'm desperate for entertainment.  So what's a boy to do?

I watched two episodes. I enjoyed them.  They were both well-written and extremely edgy.  The world is filled with desperate drugged-out people.  Their stories are fair game.  I don't judge.  It's not my job.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  I refuse to live life like some tortured misanthrope.  I need love.  Jesus is both food and water--if that makes sense.

I went to bed at 11 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 6 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.  There was a sad editorial about crime against women in Asia.

An Indian girl was recently gang raped and murdered.  Her assailants stuck a metal rod in her vagina.  Then they dumped her on the side of the road.  She was flown to a hospital in Singapore for treatment.  Unfortunately, she died.  Her family had her cremated.

We drove to a friend's house to watch LSU.  The Tigers lost on a last second field goal.  What a bummer.  We stole the game from this site.

The Children of the Rice had a great time.  They played with their little friends.  I do my best to keep the kids active.  Being a father ain't easy.

It's currently 4:11 p.m.  I shall spend the rest of the day relaxing on my sofa.

Anyway, talk to you later.  God bless.